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.">A guy gets home late one night and his wife says "where the hell have >you been?" "I was out getting a tattoo." >"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my dick" "What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a > hundred dollar bill on your dick?" >"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow. Number two, >once in a > while, I like to play with my money. And lastly, instead of you >going out shopping, you can stay home to blow a hundred bucks." | |||||||||||||||||
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Two old ladies were smoking cigarettes while waiting for a bus. It started to rain, so one old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?" The first old lady said, "It's a condom." "A condom? Where do you get those?" The lady with dry cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interest in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?" The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a camel | |||||||||||||||||
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